The Supreme Court just basically said it’s O.K. for corporations to put as much money into the campaigns as they want, with no filters or restrictions whatsoever. And I know some people are like, “So. What’s the difference?” It’s a big fucking difference! And I think that the only way that can be O.K. is if they just full-on sponsor the campaign, and the candidate has to wear the patches on their jacket like NASCAR drivers. So you could actually see, like, “I don’t know if I like that guy…Pzifer…Daniel Archer Midland [sic]…I don’t know if I’m gonna vote for that guy. I’m gonna go for the Starbucks guy.”

Comedian Marc Maron, reacting to the recent Supreme Court decision