Bachmann Pushes Corn Dog Envelope


So I took a fair amount of heat for suggesting that Michele Bachmann might not want to wear a plunging neckline that exposes lots of her chestal area while working crowds. You know, all that leaning forward to shake hands, pinch baby cheeks, and squeeze the shoulders of wheelchair users and what-not.

But we are now entering unimagined territory. A FOOT-LONG CORN DOG? Really, Michele Bachmann? And we are supposed to gaze at this action shot and simply say, “Huh. Looks like a good corn dog. That’s all I see.”

O.K., I’ll try to only see a corn dog and not see a person with a serious lack of imagination about how a foot-long corn dog being inserted into a woman’s open mouth while she reaches to grasp it with two hands might look. I will also try not to see a person who should never, ever, ever be president.


  • SmittyPA
    August 13, 2011 - 3:31 pm | Permalink

    Going to scrub my brain now…

  • Russ
    August 14, 2011 - 4:08 am | Permalink

    Trish, you better throw away all your bananas.

  • August 14, 2011 - 4:35 am | Permalink

    Hysterical….right up there with what’s his face dressed in the suit that looked like a condom…

  • surfninja
    August 14, 2011 - 8:56 am | Permalink

    DEEP THROAT has nothing on Michelle – going down on a dog !!!

  • Morris
    August 14, 2011 - 10:50 am | Permalink

    Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog – but that chap in the lower left-hand corner of the photo seems to be watching the goings-on with a great deal of interest!

  • Rob
    August 14, 2011 - 3:32 pm | Permalink

    This is one for the ages! You may be in line for a Pulitzer! It’s flashing around the globe — I saw this on The Guardian in the UK! I think this is going to be the picture she’s remembered for, and should be the official campaign poster shot! BRILLIANT!

  • TylerP
    August 14, 2011 - 7:10 pm | Permalink

    What’s the difference between a corn dog and Michelle Bachmann? The corn dog isn’t deep fried.

  • TJay
    August 14, 2011 - 7:13 pm | Permalink

    “Man I’m glad I didn’t miss pledge night for the sorority!”

  • surfninja
    August 14, 2011 - 8:41 pm | Permalink

    there is a great picture of Michelle Bachmann at her finest at –

  • Emilio
    August 15, 2011 - 12:05 am | Permalink

    Michelle Bachmann is not only bone-headed, she’s also clueless. It just shows how unhinged our political system has become when someone of unfathomable shallowness, as Michelle Bachmann, could be elevated to, and accepted as a bonafide candidate for the position of leader of the free world.

  • August 15, 2011 - 2:42 am | Permalink

    It’s bad enough that Bachmann is herself clueless as Emilio suggests, but it’s worse that nearly 29% of the 17,000 Iowans who voted in the Straw Poll supported her. Add that the clueless corporate media chose to cover this as if this “victory” was something really important and meaningful to the majority of American citizens, and one has to wonder where America’s intelligence went.

  • Bob Boldt
    August 15, 2011 - 5:03 am | Permalink

    Until now I thought Dukakis on a tank could not be topped.

  • ernieson
    August 15, 2011 - 5:12 am | Permalink

    The photo would have been more interesting if the bottom would have been cropped to eliminate the wrapper.

  • Rick S
    August 15, 2011 - 9:43 am | Permalink

    She might not have what it takes to be president, but she could make a fine White House intern.

  • August 15, 2011 - 10:03 am | Permalink

    Oh Rick S! Hilarious!

  • Emery
    August 15, 2011 - 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Hey Michelle, Did you get some on ya?

  • david haney
    August 15, 2011 - 7:15 pm | Permalink

    Bachman can deep throat…now we know why she wants to be President…she wants to be the female version of Bill Clinton….But Bill is the man!!!!

  • Jeannie
    August 15, 2011 - 7:30 pm | Permalink

    what your not allowed to eat a corn dog in public?? come on people, grow up!!!

  • Rick Perry
    August 15, 2011 - 8:42 pm | Permalink

    Look how comfortable she is with the monster in her mouth! You can see her salivating. That’s what makes conservative women different – when they open their mouth it is not just talk. The will lower our taxes just as they get down.

    Can you even imagine a liberal women giving our corn dogs this much pleasure?

    August 15, 2011 - 8:53 pm | Permalink

    Monica Lewinski is no longer needed….and at least you trolling liberals can’t call Michelle a racist anymore….look how she loves that OBLOW-ME dog…and she’s doing it without a BUSH…Fucktard libbys….grow a brain shitstains

  • Mark T. DeVine
    August 18, 2011 - 10:24 am | Permalink

    Wow! Do you think she wants to “head” up the Republican Party?

  • bill hulsey
    August 26, 2011 - 7:10 am | Permalink

    If it were Hillary you all would be up in arms and the “NOW” would be asking for an appology.

    • August 26, 2011 - 9:09 am | Permalink

      Hey Bill, Hillary has way too much class and much political savvy to be caught on camera deep-throating a corn dog. You can’t say as much for either Bachmann or Perry.

  • al
    November 9, 2011 - 7:00 pm | Permalink


    Way more fun with a potential President who has the right attitude. Check out the look in the guy’s eyes in the bottom corner. He looks familiar. Think I’ve seen him in the background of a couple porn flicks. Anyway, I can, and would actually like to, relate to this candidate (if you know what I mean). this is one candidate I can’t actually say I find anything offensive coming out (or in) of her mouth… haha. Anyway, not physically tragic for an older woman (you’ll need to see real time photos if you haven’t). Man, if she can get Sarah Palin to run as VP… yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. I might be voting for attitude next election.

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