Carville: ‘Republicans Are in the Midst of a World Class Disaster’

James Carville, or as I think of him, Mr. Mary Matalin, penned an open letter to Republicans and it’s a doozy. Carville looks back at the lowest high points of the race so far and concludes it’s a “world-class disaster.” Since right now that particular description brings to mind captain-less ships unable to float, it’s not a bad analogy.

But Carville is just getting warmed up.

Carville on Newt: ‘You guys have to deal with a $1.6 million Freddie Mac consultant who has been married three times’

…most people thought it was kind of a watermark when your Tea Party gang booed the golden rule. You know, I’ve spent some time in Philly and they have always thought they were pretty radical because they actually booed Santa Claus and Willie Mays. Philly, I’ve got news for you — you ain’t got nothing on South Carolina Republicans. They just aren’t buying any of that do-unto-others garbage.

It’s hard to tell from the clip if the audience was booing Jesus or Ron Paul or peace. No matter, they were clearly not interested in anything but kicking Iranian butt.

But Paul, as we know, is not a front-runner. For the two of them, Carville saves his best shots, starting with Mitt Romney.

…He was your guy — he was methodical, meticulous, married once. He has completely blown himself up over an issue that everyone knew was coming. Have you had a chance to look at John McCain’s research operation on Mitt? Wow. And let me assure you, that thing has been supplemented, expanded, and annotated…Clearly Mitt is merely in the beginning of this tax-return, financial-disclosure, Cayman Island (and God only knows what else) fiasco.

And then there’s Newt Gingrich.

…I cannot personally tell you how pleased I am to see old Newt rise to the top after listening to all of your nauseating, sickening lectures on the evils of government and the importance of family values.

Now, you guys have to deal with a $1.6 million Freddie Mac consultant (who says he wasn’t a lobbyist) who has been married three times.

Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing.

2 Comments

  • how to turn a guy on
    January 23, 2012 - 10:58 am | Permalink

    Come on you’all. Mitt Romney is the best man to BEAT the community organizer now occupying our White House. What a shame! Let’s all hope for a win in Nov. 2012 with Romney. Then, pray he will appoint the right people to help solve our country’s enormous problems. It will take more than one man to do the job. But at least we will have a better chance than now.

  • SmittyPA
    January 25, 2012 - 3:13 pm | Permalink

    Obama/Biden 2012!

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