Andrew Breitbart Dead at 43 – Coroner Says Death Due to ‘Unexpected Natural Causes’

Jeez, we hate to speak ill of the dead — even when the newly deceased was an infamous right-wing racist provocateur who worked relentlessly to destroy the American democratic republic and replace it with a corporate plutocracy — so here are the few facts that are known now:

According to the Los Angeles County coroner’s office, Andrew Breitbart died “unexpectedly from natural causes” shortly after midnight at the UCLA Medical Center last night. He was 43.

7 Responses »

  1. TomCyriously March 1, 2012 @ 12:13 pm

    I hope Breitbart’s brain was donated to medical research; there’s a lot of need to understand how and why folks like him think.

  2. Trish Ponder March 1, 2012 @ 12:52 pm

    I wonder how long it will be before birthers and other nut-jobs start claiming a Vince Foster.

  3. majii March 1, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

    There are already some conspiracies circulating on the internet, Trish. The main one seems to be that it’s impossible for a man so young to die, and that Breitbart’s untimely death is the result of an Obama-Clinton-Leftwing tactical operation meant to silence a “conservative hero.” May the Lord save us from these people because many of them are seriously deluded.

  4. Jon March 1, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

    Amen, Majii! For the record, I was home sound asleep when he died. However, I can’t promise I won’t dance upon his grave in honor of ACORN and Shirley Sherrod when I find it.

  5. breitbart was asassinated

    Our comments board has been spammed by these jokers, but we thought we’d publish this one for our readers’ enjoyment. Note tea baggers’ trademark misspelling.
    - Editors
  6. Jon March 3, 2012 @ 8:24 am

    Trish, I think we have the answer to your question.

  7. Trish Ponder March 3, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

    Question: How do you kill an ass?
    Punch line: You ass-ass-inate him.

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