It’s bad enough that CNN gave him the sack,
From which he has yet to make a comeback.
But when TJ Holmes got stopped
By Atlanta’s finest white cops,
His only crime was “driving while black.”
The news that the Treasury’s putting a woman on the ten-dollar bill
Must have given even the staunchest feminist a thrill.
But in reality,
Given pay inequality,
She should really be gracing the six-dollar-and-thirty-five-cent bill.