The GOP has started the 2016 presidential games
By dispatching Sen. Marco Rubio to Iowa and Ames.
Rubio projects vigor and youth,
But to tell you the truth,
His old, worn-out ideas are exactly the same.
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Here’s one from the archives:
Lord, save us from the Islamists,
And while you’re at it, the Christianists.
And save us from the Jews
And the holy rollers, too,
For we are humble zealot-fearing atheists, Amen.