Robertson Fires First Defensive Salvo in War on Xmas, No Atheists Harmed

It’s, well, Christmas all over again. The Grinch is trying to steal our holiday. It’s been so beautiful, the nation comes together, we sing Christmas carols, we give gifts to each other, we have lighted trees, and it’s just a beautiful thing. Atheists don’t like our happiness, they don’t want you to be happy, they want you to be miserable. They’re miserable, so they want you to be miserable. So they want to steal your holiday away from you.

— Pat Robertson, on The 700 Club, gearing up for another War on Christmas.

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