To become an elected member of their exclusive club,
Republicans had to take the no-tax pledge, and there’s the rub.
Those poor pledge-locked stiffs
Looking over that fiscal cliff
Now wish they’d drowned that Grover Norquist in a bathtub.
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Here’s one from the archives:
Lord, save us from the Islamists,
And while you’re at it, the Christianists.
And save us from the Jews
And the holy rollers, too,
For we are humble zealot-fearing atheists, Amen.