Boehner ‘flabbergasted’ that Obama offers actual campaign promises as part of “fiscal cliff” negotiations
— Mike Poller, tweeting as @FatherGator
When asked with whom they’d rather have a beer,
Nearly half said “Trump,” to raise a glass of cheer.
And it’s probably true
Donald’d gladly drink with you,
As long as you weren’t female, a Mexican, black or queer.