So Geraldo, whose real name is Gerry
Wants to run for U.S. Senate from New Jersey.
Though his moustache alone
Might play well in Bayonne,
Does he really think people from Jersey are that crazy?
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Here’s one from the archives:
Lord, save us from the Islamists,
And while you’re at it, the Christianists.
And save us from the Jews
And the holy rollers, too,
For we are humble zealot-fearing atheists, Amen.