It’s a sure sign this country is ailin’
And maybe that civilization is failin’.
You can’t blame the media —
You want what’s it’s feedin’ ya.
Why on earth are we still listening to Sarah Palin?
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Here’s one from the archives:
Lord, save us from the Islamists,
And while you’re at it, the Christianists.
And save us from the Jews
And the holy rollers, too,
For we are humble zealot-fearing atheists, Amen.