Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum tried to meld their abilities.
They thought together on a ticket they could beat Mitt Romney.
But they couldn’t quit the argument
Over which one would be the president —
See, the only thing missing from their unity ticket was … unity.
As a political campaign financier, he was a fail,
But Dinesh D’Souza rails against Hillary’s email.
But it’s he who’s smellin’
Like a convicted felon,
When he calls Clinton “lawless” while HE’S in jail!