Last Sunday 360,000 people watched Howard Kurtz’s apology.
For his inaccurate tweet, he said he was really truly sorry.
Some say that at the least,
Now he’s left the Daily Beast,
Tina Brown won’t have to pay his $250,000 salary.
Bobby Jindal’s stint as governor has been less than steady.
While Louisiana’s budget plunges deeper into the red, he
Thinks he can win,
Based on the color of his skin,
With this idiotic campaign slogan: “Tanned, Rested, Ready.”