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Verbatim
Trish Ponder | Mar. 19, 2010

If I have to talk to him, I’ll talk to him. At the end of the day, when we take a vote, he’s not going to be out there supporting me and running my elections. It’s going to be up to me to run my election.

- Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-Tx), proving that morons who are only concerned with staying in office for the sake of staying in office aren’t confined to just one party.

Glenn Beck, The Last Time He Was Honest About His Vocation
Trish Ponder | Mar. 18, 2010

Anyone who has ever doubted Glenn Beck is a paid shill, a hack entertainer, a performer first and a genuine anything a distant second, needs to watch this video from his 1986 radio days. The chimp is the smartest one in the clip.

Hawaii Tired of Accommodating Birthers
Trish Ponder | Mar. 17, 2010

Yahoo News Hawaii may start ignoring repeated requests for proof that President Barack Obama was born here. As the state continues to receive e-mails seeking Obama’s birth certificate, the state House Judiciary Committee heard a bill Tuesday permitting government officials to ignore people who won’t give up…

LYLAS: Nuns Defy Bishops to Support Health Care Reform
Trish Ponder | Mar. 17, 2010

Proving they are women first and subservient doormats to bishops…not at all, a group representing 59,000 nuns has fired off a letter to Congress in support of health care reform.

The Next Time You Nod Off in Front of C-Span…
Trish Ponder | Mar. 17, 2010

…just remember what Alternate Universe C-Span would be like, and be glad you’re bored.

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Grayson: ‘Palin is a Chillbilly and the Smartest Leader from the GOP since George W. Bush’
Trish Ponder | Mar. 15, 2010

Sarah Palin got better than she gave when she recently attacked U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Orlando). “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,” Grayson said. His press release called Palin “the former half-term Governor” and noted she wore clothes at an event she paid for herself. It didn’t stop there.

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Verbatim
Trish Ponder | Mar. 12, 2010

If I had any authority at Fox News right now, Glenn Beck would be seeking economic justice.

– Pastor Marty Duren of the Southern Baptist Convention, challenging Beck’s call for Christians to leave churches that support social and economic justice.

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Conservative Polling Firm Admits Consumer Confidence is Way Up
Trish Ponder | Mar. 9, 2010

In what must have been painful to report, conservative polling firm Rasmussen announced today that consumer confidence is the highest it’s been since September 2008.

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Poll Shows “Most Vulnerable” Democrat is Popular with Republicans
Trish Ponder | Mar. 8, 2010

Yes, the man named “most vulnerable” by national Republicans after announcing on the House floor that the Republican plan for health care is to not get sick, and if you do get sick, to die quickly, is actually preferred by 27.8% of registered Republicans.

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Contract Pulled After Businessman Sends Email Insulting First Lady
Trish Ponder | Mar. 7, 2010

In what can only be called a recurring theme, another Republican/teabagger/conservative idiot has failed to recognize that racism against black people is not a universally accepted tenet, and that not everyone welcomes emails depicting the Obamas as pimped-out, watermelon-eating, simian-looking members of a race too lazy to flee from hurricanes. It’s happened in California, Florida, [...]

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