Archive: Jesusland

God recently called Brother Oral Roberts home, this time seemingly free of charge. The 91-year-old faith healer and televangelist went without asking for contributions.

A new prayer book just published encourages Catholic married couples to pray together before they do the nasty.

In London today, a Buddhist bank robber had his request for visiting rights for his cat denied by a court, despite his assertion that the feline is the reincarnation of his dead mother.

Only 10 percent of the 34 million “Nones” say they don’t believe in God. Rather, they don’t believe in people who believe in God.

As if the King James version of the Bible weren’t bad enough already, there’s a merry band of wingnuts at Conservapedia who think it’s way too liberal and needs a good rewritin’.

God’s Sod, A Limerick

You say God’s omnipotent.
You say God’s omniscient.
But why believe in God,
You benighted sod,
When secular humanism’s sufficient?

To encourage free expression and to celebrate Blasphemy Day 2009 (Sept. 30), the Center for Inquiry and its sister organization, the Council for Secular Humanism, are sponsoring a Blasphemy Contest.

Video and transcript of sermon by podmall storefront preacher Steven Anderson that prompted one of his flock to show up at a presidential function with two loaded weapons.

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But, as you know, heaven doesn’t take pets, so when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

And I’m not talking about quoting from the Sermon on the Mount in the Bible, but a passage from a “silent dialogue” with God’s son yesterday. In a press release distributed on PRWeb yesterday, an outfit called ACIMI — A Course In Miracles Inc. — Jesus is quoted from an alleged “interview” conducted by Clare [...]