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My new favorite best-ever video from The Onion.
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s

I like the term “Web 2.0″ about as much as the word “blogosphere.” So it was with some glee that I encountered bullshitr beta, which automatically generates bullshit phrases straight out of the Web 2.0 playbook. A few examples:

beta-test rss-capable folksonomies
integrate podcasting communities
remix rss-capable ecologies
integrate authentic web services
integrate data-driven life-hacks
aggregate semantic communities

So go here and [...]

Hilarious. Read it here.

Andy Borowitz needs to come to Florida. His parody column isn’t a spoof here — it’s reality.
Like manna from heaven, the Democratic presidential candidates’ boycott of Florida’s Jan. 29 primary has state GOP leaders giddy.
Amid a growing belief that there is no way the Democrats can blow the 2008 presidential election, Democratic National Committee chief [...]

H/t: Perception Managers

Senator Smoot (Republican, Ut.)
Is planning a ban on smut
Oh rooti-ti-toot for Smoot of Ut.
And his reverent occiput.
Smite. Smoot, smite for Ut.,
Grit your molars and do your dut.,
Gird up your l–ns,
Smite h-p and th-gh,
We’ll all be Kansas
By and By.
– Ogden Nash, “Invocation,” 1931

Have you, like me, had problems with the whole concept of carbon offsets? As it’s usually explained, you drive your Lady Hummer, fly when it would be easier to walk, and install an ice rink in the backyard of your Miami home…BUT you also pay someone to clean up enough carbon somewhere else on the [...]

This week Al Neuharth is celebrating USA Today’s quarter-century of turning trees into the intellectual lowest common denominator. It’s hard to believe that it was just 25 years ago that virtually overnight Americans went from being human beings with complex lives to being collective cyphers in brightly colored charts and graphs.
‘This is a lot [...]

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