Bobby Jindal’s stint as governor has been less than steady.
While Louisiana’s budget plunges deeper into the red, he
Thinks he can win,
Based on the color of his skin,
With this idiotic campaign slogan: “Tanned, Rested, Ready.”
Jeb Bush’s presidential potential is looking great,
And he’s collecting donations at an astounding rate.
But he’s still maintaining
That he’s still not running,
Though if it walks, talks and takes money like one, it’s a candidate.
When it rains in L.A. they get clobbered,
But what they did to their river was improper.
Converting that ditch
Will be a son of a bitch,
And yet they’ll still have to deal with “urban slobber.”