Last year, before Tiger Woods’ sex scandals became frontpage news, members of the Mormon Church took it upon themselves to perform their secret posthumous rites for Woods’ paternal line. They baptized various late family members into the Mormon Church and sealed Woods’ father in eternal marriage to his first wife despite her claims he abused and the fact that she may be very much alive.

Including John Wayne Gacy, Arthur Gary Bishop, Timothy McVeigh and others.