Xmas won.
But we’ll be back to fight another day!

Photo by Larry Steagall of the Kitsap Sun
We at Pensito Review applaud the wit and toast the resourcefulness of Art Conrad, Bremerton, Wash. His Xmas display makes him a defacto commander in the War on Xmas.
Art Conrad, who owns the home and put up the display, said the commercialization angle is the number one impetus […]

According to an Associated Press report, more than 7 million letters to Santa Claus will be sent this year by hopeful little children. Those letters are likely to be answered by demented postal workers bent on perpetuating the myth of Santa in a worldwide conspiracy that includes more than 150 countries.
The bearded gentleman — […]

If you’re stymied about whether the gift you’re considering is toxic, swallowable, or a ticking time bomb of poor construction, we’ve got just the website for you. At NotInMyCart, you can see what’s been recalled and why, along with contact information so you can correct any buying mistakes. The Consumers Union people publish the site, […]

As part of Pensito Review’s War on Christmas during this, the holiest of all shopping seasons*, we want everyone to know it’s not O.K. to say “Merry Christmas” to us. Save it. Zip it. Nip it.
The “It’s O.K. to Say Merry Christmas to Me” merchandising campaign has pushed us, when commanded on how to observe […]

Janet Napolitano, governor of Arizona, this week lighted a large piece of green vegetation festooned with shiny things in a ceremony in the lobby of the Capitol Tower in Phoenix. She called it a “holiday tree.” But unlike most people who think such things should be called by another name, Napolitano is accepting of differing […]

“Should I give little Mary the latest Shakira CD and little Johnny the Resident Evil 4 game, and thereby offend the Lord God our Father in Heaven and condemn myself and my children to everlasting suffering in the lower depths of Hell?”
According to the latest Barna Group survey, Bible-banging parents across the land will be […]