Tag Archives: bad jokes

Poetic Justice

Leaking Leakers Who Leak

Now that sympathy for John McCain has peaked,
Sarah Sanders has hit a new level of pique.
She’s fed up with the blabbers
And the feckless backstabbers,
After the meeting about the leaked leak was leaked.

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Romney Makes a Funny at Trump’s Expense

Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.

— Mitt Romney, quoted by The Hill.

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Paul Ryan Is Just Another Unfunny Republican

Usually when I get up this early, I get up to kill something.

— Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), quoted by BuzzFeed, at an early morning church service to a congregation not familiar with his passion for bowhunting.