Tag Archives: Devin Nunes

Poetic Justice

Fake Nunes News

For a recused guy, he doesn’t act very recused,
Though by his antics on the Hill, we’re still amused.
But he’s tackled the negativity
With some newfound creativity,
Creating a Facebook page with only positive Devin Nunes news.

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Toobin: Nunes Memeo an ‘Absolute Disgrace’

“An absolute disgrace. It is an embarrassment to the United States Congress. It is part of an effort to discredit the investigation of the president. That is its only purpose, and it doesn’t even work on those terms.”

— Jeffrey Toobin, discussing on CNN the release of the Nunes memo.

Poetic Justice

Alone with The Memo

Trump released The Memo at the behest of The Hannity,
But that numbnuts Nunes has created a bit of a mystery.
We know Trump received it,
But did he indeed read it?
All we know is he was left alone for hours with a copy.

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Nunes Accidentally Tells the Truth

There’s a story… that the Trump administration asked me not to invite Sally Yates and not have a hearing, which is 100% accurate, I mean inaccurate.”

— House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA), in an interview with the Los Angeles Times.

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Graham Equates Nunes to Inspector Clouseau

“The problem that he’s created is he’s gone off on a lark by himself, sort of an Inspector Clouseau investigation.”

— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), quoted by Politico, on House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA).