Tag Archives: Donald Trump Jr.

Poetic Justice

2 Dumb 2 Collude?

Though Don Junior and Jared would appear to be screwed,
They’re testing a defense that is shrewd.
But if Kushner’s so wise
To give a president advice,
Will we believe that he’s too dumb to collude?

Enumerati

One-Third of Trump Voters Don’t Believe Don Jr.’s Meeting Happened

32%

A new Public Policy Polling survey finds that 32% of Americans who voted for President Trump said they don’t believe that Trump’s eldest son met with a Russian lawyer last year — even though he admitted that he did.

Poetic Justice

Outlaws and In-Laws

It must be a cross to bear for Donald Senior,
To have a son as dumb as Donald Junior.
But that chip off the block
Might end up chipping up rocks,
Doing hard time with co-colluder Jared Kushner.

Poetic Justice

Dumb and Trumper

One of them has ruled out a New York gubernatorial run,
The other says the Syrian strike proves dad’s not in bed with the Russians.
While they hoped to get savvy
From the genes of their daddy,
It appears all they both got was an extra-large helping of dumb.