Tag Archives: Joe the Plumber


Joe the Plummer is Still an Ass

Your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights.

— Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher, quoted by Huffington Post in an open letter to the families of victims of last week’s shooting rampage, defending his right to own a gun.

Plumber Joe Wants a White Republican President Because He’s an American

Admit it. You want a white Republican president again. Now before you start feeling like you’re a racist, understand you are not. Wanting a white Republican president doesn’t make you racist, it just makes you American.

— Joe “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher, the everyman used by John McCain in the 2008 presidential campaign, in a new post on his website.

Poetic Justice

Joe the Congressman

Man, it’s been a long, hot, miserable political summer!
And Congress’ debt-ceiling debacle was a real bummer.
Why not elect a handyman
Who’s only kind of partisan?
Yep, what this Congress deserves is Joe the Plumber.