Tag Archives: Rapture

Poetic Justice

Recruiting the Jews

It’s just not the same without Michele Bachmann running.
We certainly do miss her constant dumber and dumbing.
But it’s OK,
She’s found her way —
She’s now campaigning for Jesus Christ’s Second Coming.

Verbatim

Bachmann: The End Times Are Near

We recognize the shortness of the hour. And that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.

— Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), calling for converting as many people as possible to Christianity because Jesus is “coming soon,” The Hill reports.

Poetic Justice

Five Months Off

That Harold Camping’s a son of a gun.
With his Rapture talk he’s having some fun.
Was he wrong? He won’t say,
About the twenty-first of May,
But now he says it’s October twenty-one!

Poetic Justice

Rapture’s Bright Side

The Bible-bangers went and made a prediction
That tomorrow at 6 comes salvation.
For those of our kind
Who will be left behind,
Why, we’ll just enjoy a world with no Christians.