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Trump Congratulates China on 70 Years of Communism

“Congratulations to President Xi and the Chinese people on the 70th Anniversary of the People’s Republic of China!”

— Donald Trump, on Twitter.


Trump Sees Himself as a Uniter

“I think my rhetoric brings people together. Our country is doing really well.”

— President Trump, quoted by The Hill, before leaving the White House to visit two cities that experienced mass shootings last weekend.


Trump Is His Own Worst Leaker

“Someone’s gonna leak this speech to the media.”

— President Trump, quoted by CBS News, apparently unaware there were press and cameras in the room covering his speech to an NRCC fundraising dinner.


Eric Trump: Democrats Who Support Investigations of His Father Are ‘Not Even People’

“I’ve never seen hatred like this, and to me they’re not even people. It’s so, so sad, I mean morality is just gone, morals have flown out the window we deserve so much better than this as a country. You know it’s so sad. You see the democratic party — they’re imploding. They’re imploding. They have no message.”

— Eric Trump, saying Democrats who support the probe into his father’s campaign and Russia are “not even people,” CNN reports.

Poetic Justice

Ivanka, Job Maker

Donald Trump thinks we’re all justa buncha yobs,
Who believe the outrageous lies he lobs.
In a speech just yesterday,
He had the temerity to say,
His daughter Ivanka had created “millions of jobs.”


Lara Trump’s as Clueless as the Rest of the Trumps

“We get that this is unfair to you, but this is so much bigger than any one person. It is a little bit of pain, but it’s going to be for the future of our country and their children and their grandchildren and generations after that will thank them for their sacrifice right now.”

— Lara Trump, quoted by Newsweek, on the furloughed federal employees due to the government shutdown.


Trump Jr. Compares Asylum Seekers with Zoo Animals

“You know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work.”

— Donald Trump Jr., on Instagram, comparing a border wall with Mexico to a fence containing zoo animals.


WSJ Slams Trump for Parroting Russian Propaganda About Afghanistan

“We cannot recall a more absurd misstatement of history by an American President.”

— The Wall Street Journal editorial page slamming President Trump’s comments earlier this week which echoed Russian propaganda when he defended the Soviet Union’s 1979 invasion of Afghanistan.


Trump: ‘He’s Beautiful Ted’

“He’s not Lyin’ Ted anymore. He’s Beautiful Ted.”

— President Trump, saying he has buried the hatchet with his 2016 presidential rival Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) ahead of a campaign rally for the Republican senator in Houston, The Hill reports.


Trump Denigrates Female Reporter at WH Presser

“That’s OK. I know you’re not thinking. You never do.”

— President Trump, calling on a female reporter at a press conference at the White House.