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Enumerati

Trump Has Attacked One in Five GOP Senators

1 in 5

Chris Cillizza: “By my count, Trump has personally attacked 11 senators — or, roughly, 21% of the entire 52 person GOP conference between his time as a candidate and his nine months in the White House.”

Verbatim

Trump Redefines ‘Presidential’

“With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held this office.”

— President Trump, quoted by Fox News.

Poetic Justice

Trump Goes ‘Ballistic’

We remember a calmer, wittier Trump from not so long ago,
But now he seems shaken, freighted by emotional cargo.
That’s why he went ‘ballistic’
And pitched a hissy fit,
Before heading off to the “winter White House” Mar-a-Lago.

Poetic Justice

A Tweet Too Far?

In Donald’s view, his Twitter account has never failed him.
It’s been his stalwart go-to whenever critics assailed him.
But Republicans cringe
When his tweets seem unhinged,
Like when he posts unsubstantiated claims Obama surveilled him.

Poetic Justice

Sometimes It’s the Reverse

The swaztikas are multiplying by ones and twos,
Jewish cemeteries are defiled, but there are no clues.
We don’t know who’s doing it,
But Trump says he’d bet it’s
Being done by none other than the Jews.

Poetic Justice

A Chillin’ Villain

Alarmed at the growing sense of unrest,
Trump seeks to blame some singular pest.
As he casts about for a villain,
He lights on one who’s chillin’.
It is Barack Obama who’s behind all the protests!

Poetic Justice

Who’s Got the Button?

Go nuclear!” said the Trump to McConnell,
If his SCOTUS choice the Democrats do throttle.
With bravado and bluster —
Poof! No more filibuster!
Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t lead by example.

Poetic Justice

No Enjoyment Entitlement

Trump looks back wistfully on his candidacy,
Before all these questions about legitimacy.
Between the media hacks
And the Democrat attacks,
A pouting Donald can’t really “enjoy” his presidency.