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Poetic Justice

Mark of McCain

If you need proof that Donald Trump’s insane,
Just consider his obsession with the late John McCain.
When Trump visited Japan,
The White House had to plan
A way to hide the battleship that bears McCain’s name.

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The ‘Stable Genius’ Speaks

“I’m an extremely stable genius. OK?”

— President Trump, quoted by Politico, after Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested an intervention was needed at the White House.

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Trump’s CPAC Speech Proves He’s Off the Rails

“It is impossible to watch Trump’s two hour meltdown at CPAC and think this person is of sound mind. Republicans are now in ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ territory.”

Stuart Stevens

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Trump Can’t Be Impeached Because He’s Doing a Great Job

“You can’t impeach somebody for doing the best job of any president in the history of our country.”

— President Trump, in an interview with CBS News.

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It’s Unclear Whether Trump Watches CNN

“I don’t watch them at all. I watched last night.”

— President Trump, in a Fox & Friends interview, insisting that he doesn’t watch CNN.

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Majority Think Mueller Will Find Impeachable Offenses

56%

A new Fox News poll finds that 56% think it’s likely that special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe will find President Trump committed criminal or impeachable offenses. And even though 64% feel confident Mueller is treating the White House fairly, 71% think it’s likely Trump will fire Mueller before the investigation is complete.

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Quincy Jones Dated Ivanka!

“It’s Trump and uneducated rednecks. Trump is just telling them what they want to hear. I used to hang out with him. He’s a crazy motherf**ker. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him. I used to date Ivanka, you know.”

— Quincy Jones, in an interview with Vulture, on what has stirred up racism in the United States.

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Most Don’t Trust Trump with Nuclear Weapons

60%

A new ABC News/Washington Post poll finds 60% of Americans don’t trust President Trump to handle his nuclear authority responsibly, and just more than half are concerned he might launch a nuclear attack without justification.

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One Pound Away from Obesity

1 lb.

Slate notes one result from President Trump’s medical exam “was conspicuously abnormal: the president’s body mass index. … At 6’3” and 239 pounds, Trump’s BMI is 29.9, exactly 0.1 units shy of one big league distinction: obesity. Remarkably, the president was found to be exactly 1 pound lighter than a weight that would have pushed him over the edge to receive the diagnosis of obesity. Similarly, if he were merely 1/10 of an inch shorter, he would also be considered obese.”

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Americans Split on Trump’s Stability

45% to 47%

A new Quinnipiac poll finds American voters disapprove of the job President Trump is doing, 57% to 38%. Key finding: “Wide gender, racial and political gaps leave American voters divided on whether Trump is ‘mentally stable,’ as 45% say he is stable and 47% say he is not stable.”