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Comedian Cruz Ponders Republicans’ Humorlessness

Would it kill Republicans to crack a joke? I actually think for some Republicans it might. You know, lighten up a little. … So many Republicans run a Soviet-style campaign.

— Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), quoted by Politico.

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Paul Ryan Is Just Another Unfunny Republican

Usually when I get up this early, I get up to kill something.

— Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), quoted by BuzzFeed, at an early morning church service to a congregation not familiar with his passion for bowhunting.